I've been bugged!

Its 1:20 here and I am just wrapping up some things. I was typing away and sitting before me was a little black beetle. A common summer bug at the appartment complex though I dont know its name. This ones name was Mr. Oops. Mr Oops was walking his way over the bottom of my monitor a few minutes ago and I was surprised to see him. Every year the LBBP (Little Black Beetle People) try to gain access to the appartment and every year I have to spray the windows with Raid to keep them from doing so.

Anyway, I said to him, "You're not supposed to be here!" And he just looked at me with a confused look. "Fine", I said and I went to get a piece of toilet paper. (You get my intentions.) When I got back I went to scoop him up and carry him off. I missed and now Mr. Oops is living in my keyboard. The way I figure it he could azt his size he could survive for almost a year on the crumbs and juice I have spilt in there over the years. That is assuming he can avoid the keys comming down as I'm typing. A sad story I know. But at least its a better story than, "There was a bug and I flushed it." O_o Poor Mr. Oops.

Clarity: I love insects in theory but not in practice. In other words, I like bugs and think they are cool in every way accept when they are real and within 5 feet of me. If one touches me I tend make girly screams. LOL. Not realy but almost.